We are all connected on the inside. Your ass is just the far end of your mouth.

“There are a lot of things we don't want to know about the people we love.”

“Seek midday nourishment. Visit memorial acclaimed war hero Colonel Sanders.”

“There was no real sense of life because she had nothing to contrast it with.”

“Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God w…”