We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

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“What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were a…”

“Somebody gets into trouble, then gets out of it again. People love that story. …”

“But I have to say this in defense of humankind: In no matter what era in histor…”