We broke up because we weren’t going anywhere. I kept telling her, Hitchhiking takes patience.

“I made a necklace out of seashells, but I lost it at the beach. I don’t think I…”

“Don’t make me weight, as I’m skinny on time.”

“My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other.”

“I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the dat…”