We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)

“If love smelled like cheese, as some people assume it does, then I'd rather be …”

“I found a body today. It was mine, so I played with it.”

“In the off chance I’ll be turned on, I keep a light switch in my pocket. (Who t…”

“I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a j…”