We just had a near-life experience! Author: Chuck Palahniuk Copy Quote More from Chuck Palahniuk “The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to …” “Pimple young. Giggling young. Silly young and stupid as me.” “I'm not straight, and I'm not gay. I'm not bisexual. I want out of the labels. …” “All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.”