We ran, plowing through another pile of peppers. [No, I didn't pick a peck of them, Sadie - just shut up.]

“Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians?”

“Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.”

“Why did adults have to be so thick? They always say “tell the truth,” and when …”

“I imagined having that bronzed dragon in our fight against the Titan lord Krono…”