We should kill the future, so the present has no choice but to retreat into the past.

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“A brick could be used to control whole populations of people. Just get a good l…”

“A brick could be placed on a conveyer belt. It will revolutionize the construct…”

“In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love ho…”