Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too s…”

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be …”

“HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.”

“Calvin: Know what I pray for?Hobbes: What?Calvin: The strength to change what I…”