Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

“I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously…”

“Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!""If mom and dad cared ab…”

“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live …”

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”