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“I only need to write about 3,000 one-liners a day to produce a million jokes a …”

“I like to meet people and pretend I’ll never see them again. I tend to value th…”

“I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I alwa…”

“I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.”