Well, hell.

“Don't fuck with an English major. They keep lots of useless crap trapped in the…”

“...Night has chosen thee; thy death will be thy birth. Night calls to thee; har…”

“Ohmygod. Did hell just freeze over?" - Zoey Redbird when Aphrodite LaFonte tell…”

“Uh, excuse me, myrna. What did you just say? To me it sounded like 'I'm pregnan…”