We’re all artists. It’s just most people keep their inner artist locked behind their rib cage.

“You made me dinner, so I made myself vomit—twice. Once to clear some room in my…”

“On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars…”

“Things to do in an elevator: Install a glass display, like in a museum, over th…”

“If I were a box of cereal, I wouldn’t want to talk about myself any more than I…”