We’re distant cousins. He’s my first cousin, but he’s 5,000 miles away. And he doesn’t talk much.

“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one w…”

“Thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty three things. That’s all I need…”

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you e…”

“A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you're l…”