We're triplets. We do EVERYTHING together

“She felt the glide of his hair as he lowered his head to study the zipper on he…”

“Eric the Evil scowled. Well, hell. He was jealous of himself.”

“You touch my soul, woman. You touch what I am, what I once was, and what I will…”

“Admirable." Translation: Slut. "I'm confident you could have ripped the vampire…”