Were you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “The Bronze Age was such a third-place era.” “I rearranged the letters of the word “Wisdom” and got “swimod.” Afterwards I fe…” “I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut but…” “I’ll name my town “Unwelcome,” and the sign will say, “Welcome to Unwelcome.”