We've been speaking English as a second language so long that we've forgotten it as our first.

“Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would s…”

“İnsan sevdiklerini öldürür diye bir söz vardır ya; aslında bakın insanı öldüren…”

“Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking…”

“By first believing in Santa Claus, then the Easter Bunny, then the Tooth Fairy,…”