We’ve got a tortilla chip type of love. So am I to blame if I’m looking for a little salsa on the side? Yes.

“My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.”

“Try my all-you-can-eat vomit soup. Sadly, people don’t want seconds, because th…”

“Being buried alive in a cemetery would put me in grave danger.”

“I’ll trade you one dollar for five dollars. What, is my money no good here?”