What better way to exorcise rejection demons than to screw the person who rejected you?

“It's brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like.”

“I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on.”

“Well, I'd like my life to be like a Bruce Springsteen song.”

“(Even Tucker's way of not living could be described as living, if you had a cru…”