What do I do for fun? Well, I’d love to get into the bank robbing business, but government work is not for me.

“I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.”

“If I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d st…”

“It’s a comforting thought knowing that no matter how old I get, I can always ge…”

“A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.
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