What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the usual purpose.

“Of course, for some bizarre reason, we don't have a National Registry of Who Yo…”

“I poked at the white paper bag. There was nothing left inside. Just like me: a …”

“I came, I saw, I blew chunks.”

“The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?”