What I’m doing is not doing anything, and I’m doing a half-ass job.

“I would crack a smile, but I don’t like breaking things.”

“Brick is to blanket, as ellipses is to…
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“If you see me sitting at a dining room table with a clean plate and bowl in fro…”

“Water is like love, but love is not like water. No, because if it were, I’d be …”