What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods

“Smoked sausage and a jolly tupping. Ale and folly. Fickle bosoms and bar fights…”

“It's hard to take sex ed seriously when the teachers haven't even wiggled their…”

“Love is the greatest act of faith.”

“Her fingers were gnarled and crooked like the roots of the oldest swamp trees. …”