What is the price of love? Half price—if you date a midget.

“I don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night In…”

“I’ll bet Ryan Lilly drinks coffee like a flower—a lily. I drink coffee more lik…”

“Sometimes we can’t see what’s right in front of us, because it’s behind us, and…”

“A burial should be more than a fire pit, arena seating, and a squirming politic…”