What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.

“You don’t need the Bible to tell you the flesh is weak. Just pinch it and find …”

“He looked like a raccoon, so I told him to take off his coonskin cap. So he did…”

“I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get …”

“I would eat my soup in silence, but it’s alphabet soup. They’re all capital let…”