What you know about Vampires could fit into a mosquito's ass." Eve said. Irritated. "All you know is what you grew up seeing on T.V. You ever actually meet one?

“When she set Shane’s glass of Coke down in front of him, she did it with probab…”

“Jackass!" Eve yelled."You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awes…”

“Well...I would make an awesome mayor. I'm very photogenic.”

“Could you maybe not admire the evil enemy quite as much, and focus on how we're…”