What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked it.

“A brick could be used in conjunction with another brick to be the Democrat and …”

“A brick could be used to disguise the fact that I’m blushing. Oh my God, I’m so…”

“I like using White Out. But sometimes backspace or delete works just as well, w…”

“Life’s like brown sugar sprinkled on shit. Sure it tastes great, if you don’t m…”