When adults say, "teenagers think they are invincible" with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don't know how right they are.

“Thank you," I say, pounding his back probably too hard. "That was the best damn…”

“It is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and eac…”

“Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an e…”

“I hated cranberry sauce, but for some reason my mom persisted in her lifelong b…”