When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is.

* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.
* If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.
* Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.

Author: Shamus McCarty

When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is.<br /><br /> * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.<br /> * If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.<br /> * Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian. - Shamus McCarty

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