When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when tomatoes blush, you’ve probably said something really naughty.

“I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m …”

“A mafia don could snap his fingers and somebody would snap my neck. But when I …”

“There was an amazing party last night. I would have asked you to come with me, …”

“If footballs were the size of acorns, they’d be easy to lose in the forest. Vir…”