When congratulations are in order, I like to wait until they’re out of order to offer a high five or enthusiastic pat on the back.

“I do every other every other. That’s how thoroughly unthorough I am.”

“If something earthly reminds you of something ethereal, then it must be love.”

“You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.
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“I want to go to Martha’s Vineyard. I have an aunt named Martha. And an uncle by…”