When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with.

“Is the only reason you get out of bed because you can’t sleep anymore? I’m like…”

“Sitting down never feels so great as after standing for eight hours on someone’…”

“As an atheist hates Christmas, I hate the fourth of July.”

“You stare down your opponent, lights twinkle, but you don’t blink. This is all …”