When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is his nose.

“My penis is so long that my urethra—not including my bladder—just my urethra, c…”

“I love in all directions, except southeast. Don’t ask me why, because I already…”

“The Rockies are the backbone of this country. And I’m no doctor, but I think we…”

“There was something fishy about Mr. Dolphin, even though he seemed to be a regu…”