When I first heard merry-go-round, I thought, “Does she? I didn’t know Mary was a slut.

“Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’…”

“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business…”

“I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie.”

“Sit in a small chair. It’s easier to have people to look up to this way.”