When I get angry I tend to raise my voice—with a forklift. Hang on to my handlebar mustache if you want me to peddle faster.

“Last night as I was driving home, I ran over a guy in a wheelchair. But it’s OK…”

“My love may be invisible, but that doesn’t mean you can’t taste it. (It tastes …”

“I wasn’t very far away from figuring out the secret to love, no more than two m…”

“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so coul…”