When I get to heaven, and I see a being of light, I’m going to ask him if he’s the urologist.

“If green is envy and blue is depression, then I’m feeling quite turquoise right…”

“If I typed out positive words, printed them out, blended them together with fru…”

“I need to work smarter, harder, faster, and longer than you. And if I still don…”

“My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt …”