When I go on a drive, I like to listen to “Drive,” by The Cars.

“A brick could be used to start your car, if your car’s keys are cube-shaped and…”

“When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it any wonder that women…”

“If you were to ask me what kind of musical sound I aspire to produce, that nois…”

“Tennis is a racket that I’d like to get into. It’s so bouncy and noisy it must …”