When I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.

“My clones just honored me with the 2012 Man of the Year Award. But I wasn’t foo…”

“Every time I eat an English muffin I feel like I become more grammatically corr…”

“A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat’s rough tongue.
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“As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a gre…”