When I jog it’s like a dancing dog. Well, it’s more of a foxtrot.

“Why fly in a space ship when you can just park it in my driveway? I’ll even mov…”

“Writing is hard, but I don’t want to kill myself trying to write. Not unless I’…”

“Mrder—all I need is u.”

“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair p…”