When I make love, I make a difference in at least one person’s life. (Limit one per purchase.)

“The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the…”

“The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.”

“In high school I attended a magnet school—for refrigerators.”

“I call my thumb Napoleon, because I rarely ever lose a thumb war. Also because …”