When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s what clones are for.

“I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”

“My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and…”

“You’re as likely to see me sleeping on the job as a snooze is liable to grow le…”

“After I had my computer about a month, I finally figured out how to turn it on.…”