When I saw a murder taking place, I almost didn’t have time to make coffee before stopping it. But thank God I did, because otherwise somebody would have died—and even worse, I’d be tired.

“I don’t have any money to speak of. And if I did, what’s there to say? They say…”

“If I ask you, “What about love?”, there is no wrong answer. Unless you answered…”

“I make love with my eyes closed, because I make love in my dreams. If you wante…”

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I cl…”