When I talk about love, people listen. And when I listen about love, people talk.

“She was in Tennessee, and I was in Florida, and she said, “You’re too far away!…”

“My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had…”

“A brick could make everything better for me. Now, if I could only find a way to…”

“Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can…”