When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy Birthday.” Will he celebrate the same birthday as me? He’d better, because without me, there’d be nothing for him to celebrate.

“Me and a group of friends meeting in private to bond and have fun may appear to…”

“If I owned the Grand Canyon, it would be my largest antique.”

“-Is he dead?
-Gosh I hope so, because I went to a lot of trouble to dig his gra…”

“There are only two ways to love—in spite of yourself, and in spite of the restr…”