When I think of the Middle Ages I think of castles, Catholicism, and taking your kids to soccer practice.

“Is love the cereal or is love the milk? Neither. Love is the spoon.”

“Birthdays are like presidential elections. I don’t like them, but they still ke…”

“Music has the power to shake society, especially if the bass is turned way up.”

“A blanket could be used to say hello to all the goodbyes I’ll never see again. …”