When I visit England, I want to bring back the best souvenir an American can get: a British accent.

“The Frosted Flakes sales team once described me as “Flakey.” I was highly flatt…”

“I made love to a woman 20 years older than me. The impressive part is that I wa…”

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if …”

“Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it…”