When I visit England, I want to bring back the best souvenir an American can get: a British accent. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I have no auditory depth perception. She said, “I love you,” and I couldn’t eve…” “I find it hard to fold clothes. Especially if I’m wearing them.” “I love mankind. And by mankind I mean women.” “It was May 2009, and I didn’t like where the economy was headed. (I wished the …”