When I walk my dog, people always ask if we’re twins.

“I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excit…”

“I have no auditory depth perception. She said, “I love you,” and I couldn’t eve…”

“Bestseller doesn’t necessarily mean good writer. I think it takes 10,000 book s…”

“Maturity doesn’t advance linearly, like you steadily and readily becoming more …”