When I was pink and clean I crawled into bed and pretended I was at Disney World.

“You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?”“Yeah. I sucked it out of the…”

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the …”

“Diesel is back," Ranger said.Yes. How did you know?"I woke up with a migraine t…”

“What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?"He…”