When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.

“If a university’s colors were blue and pink, they could be the Fighting Sunsets.”

“If I could build my own neighbors, I’d have no need to build a fence. I would t…”

“I’m looking for a girlfriend. That’s why I brought binoculars.”

“If somebody offered me Cyanide, my only question would be, Is it organic? Becau…”