When I’m typing at my keyboard, I often feel like Mozart. Can somebody scratch my Bach?


“The cause isn’t worth getting up for, but it is worth sleeping for. Just trying…”

“I’m in a biker gang. We deal in drugs. Our chapter president is Lance Armstrong.”

“I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she’ll b…”

“A blanket could be used to put the war in warm. Just paint the blanket like an …”