When it seems like the sky is about to collapse, relax, that’s just the roof caving in.

“The essence of courage is timing. Take me, for example. I’ll show up to fight a…”

“Three Guys and a Goat is not a good name for a bed and breakfast. I know, becau…”

“I watch silent movies on mute. But only for the dialogue.”

“A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coi…”