When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.

“When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a short…”

“I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go …”

“I don’t make love. But I do have it made in China. It’s just more cost effectiv…”

“Twitter: Up to the minute details that are minute. I’d like to update and reaff…”